When you look at me that way, my shields and panties drop
Beam me up onto that beard, climb on your captain's log
My resistance is futile when you get that gaze
Set your course for my bed - warp 69, engage!
My hailing frequencies and legs are open. Commander of my ass
Trombone won't be rusty long. Let's make first contact
Uniform on the floor, fuzzy cheeks are on my thighs
Impulse power to your tongue. Come on, enter...prise!